THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD
WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!
THE NOISE
Do I get along with my coworkers? I don’t have coworkers anymore, I have subordinates
Cards Against Humanty just released their “For Her” pack, parodying products geared towards women and also giving proceeds to Emily’s List, which helps more women get elected to government.
I miss Kermit The Frog memes
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
Makynnleigh Macchiato
Mothers choking their babies cause SIDS.
fake:
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
#a masterpiece
#same
Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
“I like your shoelaces”
How could you repeat that ancient curse?
“your password is weak”
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you












